i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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Friday night is #Caorunn night :)

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Can’t do a hangover without this bad boy. #irnbru

Just poured tea all over the floor by accident.  I am to hungover to deal with this shit.

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Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

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Totally awesome present from Mum in the post.

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Murray MacLeod of The Xcerts

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The XCERTS - Pop Song (Official Video)

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Considering this guy couldn’t even spell boring correctly I’m not gonna take his word for it…